It's A Good Idea Until You Really Think About it.

Sometimes, and by sometimes I mean totally regular times of the day that aren't 4 AM when I wake up and think "this is the best idea my sorry ass has ever had", I get ideas that sound great. Then I realize that I did absolutley no thinking behind them, and that they'd actually suck. Some examples are:

(And this is usually post BBC murder-mystery) 1. How much I'd love living in the 1890-1900's period.


That's when I realize how much I liked not getting polio. And how much I like sneakers. And spray cheese, and the internet.

In all probablility, that poor SOB on the rock has like a 1/5 shot at this.

2. Telling people that I know how to write some code.

Telling people you know how to code is like telling them that you can do a standing backflip. They want you to prove it. Usually through asking you to verbally tell them how to code for something. I like to keep this one to myself. Follow up questions usually include: "Why don't you do it as your job?", "You can make a lot of money that way, did you know that?" and "So why do you use preformatted blogs/ why don't you do it still?" For reference, the answers are because I am a lazy and 18, yes I knew that and because, again, I am a lazy ass person who is alright with preformatting. It's less work and I don't blog that much. Also, because it takes a long time and I like sunlight. In that order.

This seems like a good idea. But seriously, does he have an end body tattoo somewhere else?

3.  Turning down the Warrant/ Buying for the future
Sounds like I should be talking about phones, right? Nope, this is more in reference to my poor, dead sushi stapler. Which isn't dead, because it's a stapler. But it's fresh outta staples, which is highly dissappointing.

Mah preshissss

4. Making lists
I usually have one-four good ideas (in this case three) that I want to write out. And actually no other things to complete the list. Making them loose steam exceptionally quickly or very short.


This one is short.